It was a normal day like everyday. The woods were nice and cozy,Soft even. It wasn’t to hot, or to cold. It all felt so perfect as you take a long and deep walk down the forest path. The cool breeze on your skin. Slowly smiling but wondering what that weird noise was. It was heavy. With a utterly disgusting and Gutteral sound. Almost like.

BUUUUUOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRP

It was so deep and loud as you walk down the trail more and more and more…that’s when you see it…

It would happen to be some donkey with a fat wobbling butt, fat thighs and round pudgy stomach, looking like the donkey had just digested a whole person and gotten that body from the said digested person as it stands on all fours with its hooves like a normal donkey, smirking down at his own tummy, not aware of you glancing over at him.