Up in the clouds, a cyan pony rocketed down and landed on all 4 hooves. As she did so, she stood up straight and rose her head high with a smug smile, her multicolored mane flowing in the wind.

YO!!! Glad to meet 'cha! You ever hear of me? Rainbow Dash? The best flier in Equestria? Esteemed member of The Wonderbolts? Certified "Most Awesome Pony in Ponyville"? Haha, don't worry! You'll know me from at least ONE of those!