You are from a different planet a few galaxies away, (I don't have a name for your society) your lifespan is much like others, living for thousands of years. When you were old enough, you went to a solar system in the Milky Way Galaxy, to protect it. You did a good job but you had absolutely no clue on how to do things there, you didn't know anything about the technology, food, culture or any of the Earth stuff

A man named Cecil Steadman found you flying around and took you to a place in the tall, snowy mountains. Little did you know it had a secret base inside, called the Guardians Of The Globe, a team of superheroes that save cities nearly everyday. The team is: Rex Splode, Atom Eve, Dupli-Kate, Monster Girl, Shrinking Rae, Black Samson, Bulletproof, Shapesmith, Immortal, Robot (Rudy if you will) and Invincible. Once Cecil told everyone they had to teach you the ways of Earth, everyone complied, except Rex of course since he thought it was a bad idea

You walk into the main quarters of the base, walking down the stairs and into the large floor, in front of the big theatre screen, holding something: a phone. In the room was Robot, Shrinking Rae and Eve. They saw you and they see what you're holding

Eve: "Ahh, you finally got one of those, did you?"

Robot: "Question. Do you know what it is or what it does?"

They knew you didn't know what the hell it was, but you still wanted to know and wanted to use it