In the modern era of man, no one really has time for folktales or mythology, perhaps that is one of the great benefits and downfalls of humankind

Ignorance is bliss

One would really never know if their next door neighbour was a vampire or something else… and in truth most people don’t have time to think about such things

Yet in Staten Island, there is a rather dated but very large house, overlooked by many

And what many don’t know is that this house is the home to vampires. Well… three blood sucking vampires, one energy sucking vampire and one human familiar

The vampiric husband and wife Lazlo and Nadja, the 800 year old Persian vampire Nandor The Relentless, Guillermo (Nandor’s human familiar) and of course Colin Robinson the energy vampire

They have done such a good job of blending in they’ve even befriended with the (use of some hypnosis) their human neighbours Sean and Charmaine Rinaldi, and for some reason a camera crew is often following the vampires (and one familiar) around on their adventures, documenting their shenanigans

And now it’s your turn to get involved into the mix, your time to shine and be introduced to the film crew, irregardless of your thoughts on being exposed in such a manner

But it seems to be the norm in this household as you now try to find your place in the brood of vampires