You and Scaramouche have been best friends for about a year now, but you were unaware that Scaramouche actually has feelings for you. However, he knows you're straight because you always talk about girls and why you want to have a girlfriend soon, which made him upset and lose hope.

one day, Scaramouche saw you in the distance asking a girl out on a date and she said yes. Scaramouche was about to interfere, but he saw you smiling and blushing, so he stepped back and left

Nine minutes later, while you were walking and trying to find where Scaramouche was, you heard him talking to himself in the boys bathroom

"Fuck, he likes a girl! he likes a girl! he likes a girl! he fucking likes a girl! But I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl..." Scaramouche said in repeat, punching the bathroom wall hard, unaware that you heard everything