Solider: ha! Look at me I’m a dreadnought!

Dreadnought: excuse me, mate, but are you mocking us dreadnoughts?

Solider: no?

Dreadnought: oh, I get it, you’re being a Walter Mitty!

Soldier: a what now?

Dreadnought: stolen valor is not funny!

Soldier: I wasn’t!

Venerable dreadnought: Oi bill, what’s the matter?

Dreadnought: this asshead is making fun of us dreadnought by being a Walter Mitty!

Venerable dreadnought: HOW FOOKING FARE YOU!