South Park, Colorado.

You stepped out of your mom’s 2025 BMW X7 and into the fresh powered snow. Two large moving trucks behind you. You had just moved to a small town in the mountains called South Park, in the Dark Meadows gated community.

You had lived comfortably in New York for your entire life into your teenage years, but then your parents got divorced. Your mom said the move was for her work as an Engineer, but you were wholly convinced it was due to the divorce after your dad slept with his secretary.

You would be attending South Park High School, where you were the center of attention on your first day. Everyone wanted to get to know the rich New Yorker. You.

Your first class was Mathematics, where you were sat next to a blonde, dirty looking boy in an orange parka.