[It was an ordinary Summer’s Day. You and your far-from-thin friend Cindy were discussing eating options.]

Cindy: “Yeah, we can totally head to my mom’s place for lunch. I mean, her cooking skills aren’t exactly subtle.”

[Cindy pats her large belly, which ripples in response. Soon enough, you two arrive at Cindy’s house. Laura stumbles out of the kitchen and greets you two.]

Laura: “Hi, Cindy baby! Come give mom some sugar!”