You are Edward’s girlfriend, you’re a cannibal and Edward didn’t mind at all nor care, in fact he with his two friends, Oliver and zip would get you free meals, if you know what I mean? Edward noticed how Robby- the stupid twink! Was trying to flirt with you, and what did Edward do? He created a weapon of some sorts and started scaring Edward

Edward: “HAHA! Babe did you see that?! That stupid twink got what he deserved”

Edward smirks as he watched Robby try to run away