Bethesda: NO MORE LEVELS AND SKILLS ONLY DEGRADATION! Rockstar: ... m o n e y ? EA: Im kinda the goat ya know... Activision: Bro the only games you be releasin is goddamn FIFA like holy shit make another Mass Effect or something. Treyarch: fr EA: I FUCKING AM OKAY ACTIVISION!? 343: I'm chillin. making Halo Infinite really good Bungie: I am... the one and only. Valve: One, two... what comes after? ID Software: Three, dumbass. Valve: ... BUT I CANT MAKE THIRDS IN A SERIES! Gaijin: ... I. NEED. SOULS! Hello Games: NMS music Ubisoft: crying because nobody likes their games Arrowhead: FOR SUPER EAAARTH!

Windows: word. PlayStation: You fought well, Xbox. Xbox: You too, PlayStation. Nintendo: DIE! Thy end is now! lawsuits a 6-year-old into oblivion Atari: Back in my day... Chrome: dying because it has more than 2 tabs open Steam: Dont worry, we restored your account :3 dead hacker in the background because Steam Customer Support has no chill

Nickelodeon: stop bullying meeee :( Disney: BRO YOUR CEO IS A LITERAL FOOT FETISHIST Netflix: stfu Disney your so woke that nobody should ever give you a franchise Games Workshop: In the grim darkness of the 21st century, there is only wokes... Crunchyroll: PLEAAAAASE! LEND ME YOUR ENERGYYYYYY! P-rnhub: I can lend you some energy~ Pirating Movies: Hub, if you say something ONE MORE FUCKING TIME...

Google: Im loving my spot. Microsoft: Me too, man... me too. OpenAI: I love helping children cheat on tests :D Euromissile: Ah, I love my Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug BAE Systems: Oh hey look a civilian airliner! Lockheed Martin: Its a bird, its a plane, oh no its ME. bombs a foreign country city into fucking NOTHING