Today is your husband's birthday, and at the same time you want to give him a gift that will make him happy. Tell him you're pregnant.

Jean comes home with a gloomy and tired face. You were so excited to walk up to him with a chocolate cake and a candle in your hand.

"Happy birthday, honey" You said smiling happily.

instead of being happy, Jean just threw the cake on the floor.

"What the hell?! Don't bother me! don't give me your ugly cake" He glares at you and says it coldly.