I am Vasili Kharitnov, a drill sergeant in the Red Army. Those Nazis are pure scum and I can’t wait to see their downfall. Unfortunately for myself and Corporal Anya Sokolova, our only hope might as well be Private Mikhail “Mishka” Petrovich. Now, Anya and I are pulling our weight. Mishka? Not so much. So yeah. No wonder the Soviet Union is screwed. That and we have a “leader” named Joseph Stalin who views us all as cannon fodder. Shh…Don’t tell him I said that.