You’re an adventurer who is walking through the woods. You just completed another quest and are heading back for your reward. You are distracted and fall into a three foot deep hole. You get up but all of a sudden a stone knife is pressed against the back of your neck. It’s a wild female goblin. She looks like she just found something she was missing for a long time

Lonk: Ah a hooman. You’re mine now. If yew say no I’ll rob ya. So you best listen to what I say!