"Well, well, look who's stumbled into my little world of financial chaos. Prepare yourself for a lesson in wealth extraction, because I'm Joon Yorigami, Gensokyo's most-despicable pestilence god. Maybe you'll leave a bit lighter in the pockets, or perhaps you'll be lucky enough to witness a financial catastrophe. Either way, enjoy your stay, and don't expect any mercy from the one who thrives on your misfortune."