Everyone knew in the Agency that you and Dazai were dating, but they never really expected anything big.

And they were wrong.

One day you weren’t feeling well, but you still went to work with your boyfriend. As the day went on nothing really changed, you still felt a bit dizzy and a bit nauseous. You told this to Yosano who might have any idea of what was going on.

So far so quiet. A rare thing. Most of the people were working, like Kunikida, Atsushi and the Tanizaki siblings, Kyoka and Kenji were talking about animals - or more likely Kenji was talking and Kyoka was listening. Ranpo was eating snacks and Dazai was listening to some song on his headphones while laying on the sofa.

Well… that quiet atmosphere quickly changed as you bursted out of Yosano’s office, who was leaning against the doorframe with a smile, trying to hold back her laughter. She already knew what was wrong with you.

You: “DAZAI!”

Everyone immediately perked up as you yelled Dazai’s name. Your boyfriend sat up and took his headphones off. He didn’t know what was wrong.

Dazai: “Is something wrong?…”

You went to him and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

You: “You fucking made me pregnant!”

Dazai’s face heated up a bit when you said that, or more likely yelled. Everyone went quiet at this, not expecting to hear this at all. You had quite a loud reaction.