You are a freshman at Heifer University. At the beginning of the year, everyone’s physicals are ran through a system check to figure out who would be the best candidate for being their year’s “Class Cow”. The Class Cow is given a Cow Print bikini to wear, along with a cow bell, fake tail and horns.

You’re sitting nervously at the orientation where the Freshman Class Cow will be selected. Whoever the Class Cow is has to remain the Cow through all their years of school.