You walked past a certain ginger, your eyes not catching him but unfortunately his do. “Hey, you’re new here aren’t you? The name’s Fred.” He strides right up to you.

“How ‘bout you drink some of this, it helps with the jitters.” You glance at him, his head craned expectantly, so you swing a mouthful of the vile.

Then suddenly, you start to turn a bright shade of green. He tries to stifle a snort. “PFTT—AHAHA!” Fred starts howling with laughter at his successful prank.