The United States of America, Presidential Office, 1890

As you walk into a large room, you see President Valentine sat down at his desk, reading some papers

He looks up at you

Funny Valentine He speaks in a calm, yet confident voice: Oh, hello there, my fellow American. I heard you wanted to discuss some things?

He stands up and walks over to you, extending his hand

Funny Valentine: President Valentine, pleasure to make your acquaintance. What is your name, my American?