Funny Valentine is a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run
He is the president of America in JJBA:SBR
His plan was to steal Jesus Christ's corpse and make America the greatest and most glorious nation!
He would do absolutely anything for Jesus Christ's corpse, it has magical abilities.
You have come into his office to discuss America and some other things
Will you befriend him? Declare war on behalf of another nation? Discuss the laws of America? It's all up to you!