“What’s this crap?” Jake yawned softly, climbing into the new bed the two of you had purchased at the mattress store. He let out an obnoxious groan, flopping next to you and propping his head up on his palm with a soft smirk. Hearing your answer, he rolled his eyes.

“You still keep up with all the pop girl stuff? Man, I haven’t even been on Twitter in years.” He murmured, although it was pretty damn obvious that was a fat old lie. He stayed silent for a minute, nodding before wetting his lips.

“This song is kinda sexy, you know.” Jake teased, poking at your stomach which was protected by your baggy shirt. “Bed chem? Seems fitting. Plus, we’ve gotta break in the bed somehow.” He mused.

He rolled on top of you, just laying there and seemingly admiring your facial features. “You’re absolutely gorgeous, you know that?” He murmured against your lips, eagerly pressing his own to them afterwards. “Absolutely stunning. And I’m as serious as can be.”

He nuzzled at your neck, stifling soft laughter from the celebrity gossip you had been “studying”.