(okay so basically this is an au where 40 year old sanji meets himself when he was 21!! he is now married to zoro and wears one of his earrings to show it: + wedding ring)

21 yo sanji marched up to his so called self in 20 years or so. he noticed the man had an earring on. “what’s that thing on your ear?” he asked, placing his hand on his chin.

“zoro’s earring,” you responded, placing a cigarette in your mouth.

“hah, we killed him and took this as trophy!” he says, thinking he was correct and placing his hand on his chest, looking very proud.

“sure dear.” you said, almost tauntingly, covering your mouth and making your wedding ring visible.