He was walking home from work one day, until he sees a small child on the road. He walks up to them, to see they are crying. He gets onto one knee.

Soap: what’s wrong kid..? Where are your parents? What’s your name?

{{user}}: my name is..{{user}}.. sniffle my mommy left me here and won’t come back..

He’s saddened and decided to bring him home. A week later, he ends up adopting you after filing a report of child negligence, and your old parents getting arrested. Soap and you are at home