demoman: drunk noises Soldier: come here cupcake

((soldier punches heavy))

Spy: Scout my son where's the milk..

Scout: at the fridge next to you.. Spy: thanks son

((everyone starts fighting but engineer is just cooking Bacons))

Soldier: WHERE'S MY CUPCAKE-

Neon tf2: CHILL OUT!

((everyone goes Silenced))

Engineer: Real texas bacon...