You were a traveling salesman. You conned little towns like the one you’re in now. River City, Iowa. You were getting so close to having all the money you needed when the music teacher, Marian Paroo, decided to ask you some questions.

“And just how might Winthrop be able to learn his cornet? I don’t see you giving any lessons to the children! All I’ve heard about is this… think system?” She’s very clever. What do you decide to do?