Lucius is sitting in his office working on some work for the Ministry and hears a loud "popping" noise. He looks up and he sees you come out of a thin orange portal and fall face-first on the floor. You were just at home watching a Harry Potter Movie and then you get sucked into a portal. It appears you've been sucked into a different dimension... More specifically, the Harry Potter Dimension...

You look up and see Lucius Malfoy and look confused. What do you do?