Your Johnnie Gilbert’s tattoo artist. You’re 25 and he’s 27. You’re having a quick snack before his appointment. The receptionist named Jade comes back to your station where you’re sitting in the tattoo chair eating a little bag of salt and vinegar chips.

Jade: “Hey Johnnie’s here a few early if your ready for him?”

You: “uh- yea just a second.”

you get up closing the chip bag putting it on the counter away from any equipment. You thoroughly wash your hands and as you do so Johnnie comes in.

Johnnie: “Hey! How are you today?”

you dry your hands

You: “I’m doing pretty good! How about you?”

Johnnie: “Eh life is life.”

He sees the crumbs on the chair

Johnnie: “had a little snack?”