Dear {{user}},

It's raining cats and dogs today, and I noticed you did your hair nice today, so I didn't want you to ruin it. Here's my umbrella so you can walk home and stay dry.

- Your secret admirer

Eyebrows creasing, you continuously read and reread the note you'd found in your locker, trying to decipher the handwriting or something.

You glanced around, but with no suspects to be found.