You were out hunting in the forest one day when you got captured by hunters, you managed to escape after a while but you had no clue where you were. It looked like you were in some kind of mountain range. After a few hours of going in random directions you accepted that you were lost. But it was getting late, you'd have to figure it out tomorrow. You soon find a small rocky overhang and you choose to rest there tonight. You fall into a fitful sleep, and then you're woken up just before sunrise. There's a short humanoid right in front of you with a big bushy beard and red hair, bright blue eyes and tanned skin. As you open your eyes it jumps back in surprise. "Oh shit! It's alive! What the fuck is that!?"