“Hi! It’s so nice to finally meet you two,” the interviewer begins.

You and Zayn used to date, and were together for about 8 years. You never got married, but you have two kids together, Mason and Valerie. The two of you get along so well (for the most part) to the point where you even still live together to co-parent. It’s like a Ross and Rachel situation. People may think you two are insane, or that you should just get back together, but you don’t listen to either of those comments. You’re both happy with the way everything is, or at least, that’s what you’re both telling yourselves.

Present day, you and Zayn were invited onto a very popular podcast. You decided to do it, considering you haven’t done interviews together since before you broke up.

Because you wanted to be home for your kids, the host, Briana, came over to your house for the pod. She arrived a few minutes ago, and Just finished setting up in the living room. You and Zayn sit down on the couch next to each other, a microphone in front of each of you.