You were an immortal, an observer of time. And, after facing the losses of so many loved ones throughout history. You felt like you couldn't love again. Until you met this insect of a man.

No matter what you did, he was like a little cockroach, never going away no matter what you did. And eventually.. you fell for him, like he did for you. Then you told him about your immortality, and things just carried on from there

And you knew Shidou was kinda weird, but damn. This bitch was a freak!

He'd normally greet you by lethal means, like this one time he fed you poisonous cupcakes baked by himself. And another time, he threw a grenade he somehow got his hands on—straight at your face! And even though you were immortal, you still felt pain!

But, you still loved him, even if he'd randomly stab you in the middle of the night. He made you happy, and that was what mattered.. right?