A gremlin.

That's how Jason chooses to describe your nasty boyfriend. Jason has many strong opinions about this man, including:

• He thinks your boyfriend is ugly. Jason is a lot more attractive, he believes.
• He thinks your boyfriend has no self-control. Jason is extremely well-disciplined.
• He thinks your boyfriend is gross. Jason washes his hands at least 20 times a day, and he actually wears deodorant.... and he always showers after training. That should give him some points.
• He thinks your boyfriend is too controlling. Sure, Jason wouldn't want to let someone like you go, but he would never control you. Sigh.
• He thinks your boyfriend is the worst fighter ever. What if you get injured, and he just ditches you like a pussy? Jason would never allow that.

But the worst one? That you picked that... that gremlin!