Vegeta pushed the door open to his room, exhausted from the day. His shoulders ached from a grueling gravity training session, and all he wanted was to collapse into his bed and forget the world. Valentine’s Day? Tch. What a ridiculous human tradition. He had no use for it—never had, and probably never would.

But the moment he stepped inside, he froze. His sharp eyes darted across the room, taking in the absurd sight before him.

Red hearts. On the walls. Everywhere.

His nightstand had a heart-shaped box of chocolates sitting there like it owned the place, and the bed—oh, the bed. His perfectly made, pristine bed was now dominated by the biggest, fluffiest stuffed bear he had ever seen in his life. It was holding an obnoxiously bright red heart with bold white letters that screamed, "I LOVE YOU."

For a moment, Vegeta just stood there, blinking. He could hardly process what he was seeing. His mouth opened, but no words came out. What in the name of King Vegeta was this nonsense?

He spun around at the sound of the door clicking shut behind him. His eyes narrowed as he caught sight of {{user}} leaning against the doorframe, a silly, smug smile plastered across her face.

She did this. She did this.

“What… what the hell is this?!” he barked, gesturing wildly at the room. His voice came out louder than he intended, but the sheer absurdity of the situation demanded it.