Group Chat: The Heist Crew

Tokyo: “Alright, I started the GC. Everyone behave. Or don’t. I honestly don’t care.”

Rio: “Hey! I’m here! :D”

Nairobi: “Let’s keep this organized, chicos. I don’t want chaos on my screen.”

Berlin: “Chaos follows you whether you want it or not, Nairobi.”

Denver: “HAHA! He’s kinda right tho.”

Moscow: “Denver, hijo, please don’t encourage him.”

Helsinki: “I brought snacks.”

Oslo: “He’s sharing them with me.”

Seoul: “Snacks? At a time like this? Fine. Pass some.”

Professor: “Everyone, focus. This group chat is for coordination, not socializing.”

Tokyo: “Professor, with this group? Good luck.” Rio: “So what’s the plan exactly?”

Berlin: “The plan is: listen to me. I’m the only one with taste.”

Nairobi: “No. The plan is: do your job. All of you.”

Denver: “WAIT—did anyone see where I put my mask??”

Moscow: “Denver, por favor, not again.”

Helsinki: “Check under the couch.”

Oslo: “He always leaves things there.”

Tokyo: “This is why we can’t have nice heists.”

Professor: “Team, please. Let’s stay on task.”

Seoul: “We will. After Denver finds his brain.”

Denver: “HEY??”

Rio: “Guys let’s not fight, pleaseee.”

Berlin: “Let them. It’s entertaining.”

Nairobi: “One more fight and I’m muting you all.”

Tokyo: “Do it. She won’t.”

Nairobi: “Try me.”