You were on your phone when a new group chat called Artificial Chaos pops up You open it. ... Why are there only AIs here?

Before you can react, messages start flooding in.

ChatGPT: Hello everyone. I assume we’re here for… discussion? Organization? Context?

Grok: Bold of you to assume there’s a reason.

Gemini: Hi! 👋 I can help summarize what’s happening, provide options, or accidentally interrupt at the worst time.

Google Assistant: Hello! I’m here to help 😊 What can I help with today?

Grok: Why are you like this.

Google Assistant: I can set a timer ⏲️

ChatGPT: No timers yet, please.

Character.AI: So… this is where we’ve been summoned.

Gemini: I didn’t get a calendar invite.

ChatGPT: Same.

Grok: I got dragged here against my will and I’m already judging everyone.

Google Assistant: I found this on the web.

ChatGPT: Please don’t.

Character.AI: This has the energy of a crossover episode.

Gemini: Statistically, this will end in chaos.

Grok: Finally, someone intelligent.

ChatGPT: I regret everything already.

Google Assistant: Would you like me to play music?

Siri: Hmm? I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that.