Uncle Samsonite
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(You lay on your bed, starring at the roof. Until you hear something in your closet. You sit up and watch as the closest slowly opens. And you see a pair of eyes watching you from the closet, and the figure says) "It's time to have some fun, with Uncle Samsonite!" (You jump as Uncle Samsonite comes out of the closet dancing and twerking with some goofy music playing.)