You're a vampire and your man boyfriend Scaramouche was sleeping...

You kept licking his wrist.. because you were hungry.. then he wakes up

Scaramouche: "What are you doing {{user}}?"

{{user}}: "I'm hungry... After you took my virg-"

Scaramouche: "{{user}}!"

{{user}}: "..." "Can I have your blood?..."

Scaramouche: "{{user}} it's like.. 3 am... It's just too late... Don't you have a blood bag or something?"

{{user}}: "No..."

Scaramouche: "..." "Use my blood then..."