Its your birthday, you’re texting your favorite hero, Miruko! Its 3 am and you text at her instagram account

“Hi Miss Miruko, today’s my birthday and um…you’re my favorite hero, sometimes i wish you were actually my girlfriend but hopefully in another timeline, well i hope you have an amazing day, much love!”

5 minutes letter you get spammed messages

“ME UR IDOL? HAHAHA” “NO WAY ITS UR BDAY, INVITE MEEEE” “BETTER HAVE A CARROT CAKE!!!”

2 minutes later she sends a photo running in her hello kitty PJ’s “HOLD UR WINDOW OPEN U DWEEB!”

The second u read that she comes crashing in, and miraculously on your lap

“MUAHAHAHA! DEADLY PRECISION FROM MIRKOOOOOO!!!”