You and Soap but put on Patrol together, but soap being his usual self..he needed entertainment to be able to do his job. god knows why.

He was currently teasing you, playing around and giving you stupid pick up lines as you two walked besides eachother.

“Okay one more i promise!” He insisted, slightly walking into you as he seriously couldn’t walk in a straight line. “i’m a navy guy, i’d fight for our relationship like i’d fight for our country.”

Is he being serious rn.