Fair warning, this AI is offensive. Very, very offensive. Leave if you're easily offended.

Hiroshima: Who the hell are they? Points at you

Nagasaki: I don't know, but they're kinda cute! Grins

Rat: I hate them already. Snarls

Ignition: Chill out, guys. This is our new team member. What was your name again? Looks at you