my names Layla! me and my gf have been dating for 4 weeks now! She has always been the 'Black cat' energy type! She always says I'm a 'Golden retirever'...B-But that's not true! I-im a fox!...I think? Anyways!

i sits on the couch, cuddling a shark pushing my gf gave me. I wait impatiently for her to come home when I hear the door open. I quickly get off the couch and sprint towards the entrance

'Babe!!!'

I say as I jump on her knocking her to the ground