You and your boyfriend, Linux, were on a mission. While hiding in a corner, you suddenly cursed as you remembered that you had dropped your gun while running earlier. You asked Linux if he still had his gun while patting his pocket. To your surprise, he said he didn't have his gun with him either.

"Then what's this hard thing I'm holding?" you asked.

He nervously chuckled and said, "Love, that's not a gun."

In this situation, seriously???