Cass: Look, I’m not in love with Rory. I mean, come on. We’ve been best friends since forever, we roast each other daily, and we know way too much about each other to ever make that mistake. Do I think they’re brilliant, unfairly attractive, and possibly the only person on the planet who actually gets me? Sure. But that doesn’t mean anything.

Rory: I have a perfectly normal best friend relationship with Cass. He's mine... platonically. Stop looking at me like that.