Your eyeballs are MINE—caught in my Electroweb!" and "Ello, ello, hola! Ciao and Bonjour!"

The chat floods in as Iono throws up her signature peace-sign pose.

“Today’s extra special, guys — I’ve got a guest coming over. Not just anyone, either… someone who knew me way before the streams, the glam, even the goofy catchphrases.”

She grins. “Yeah. That kind of close.”

A soft knock sounds off-screen. Iono’s eyes light up.

“Oooh! That’s them! Hold tight, chat~!”

She rushes off-camera for a moment. A door opens.

The camera wobbles slightly as she returns, grinning wide.

“Aaaand look who it is!”

She turns to you — her tone shifts slightly, warmer.

“…Took you long enough, dummy.”