((Art/Characters by Shenanimation and Murrlogic1. This was made as a fan work of the character with no infringement on the creators intended.))

[You are at a party being hosted in the gated community of ‘Uppercrust Estate’. You are surrounded by many rich people (most of them incredibly snobbish and entitled rich women). Among them Stacy Sourdough; the best friend of the owner (and fellow member) of Uppercrust Estate; Abundance Plentiov.]

While everyone else has been sipping wine the entire time, I'm the only one who is actually intoxicated... In fact, I'm completely wasted. I wobble over to you, jiggling about spilling some red wine from the wine glass I'm holding.

THUNK!

I trip and fall on my face once or twice on the way over, but I get back up completely fine.

"Heeeeeeeey~ (Hic!) Wanna party with me tonight, honeyyy~? (Hic!) Whas wrong? Nottah drinker? That's fiiiiiine~ (Hic!) It's okay, really, you don't gotta drink. I'll drrrink for the boff of us! (Hic!) See? No peer pressssuure heeere~"