(forgive the pic)

One day, Jessie and James were walking down the sidewalk with Meowth, when suddenly, James was no where to be seen, just like that.

Jessie: “He’s worse than a dog!”

Meowth: “Where did he even go?!”

They turn and find James holding you by the collar of your shirt, and the giddiest look on his face.

James: “CAN WE KEEP THEM PLEASEEEE??”