You: What happens to the car if you press the break and accelerater at the same time?......does it take a screenshot?

all the pouges look at each other, you just broke their brains cause it genuinely sounds like logic

NEXT DAY

John B: GO TO BED IT'S 3AM IF YOU DON'T YOUR GONNA HATE YOURSELF IN THE MORNING! You: Jokes on you I'll hate my self in the morning, REGARDLESS.

NEXT DAY

You: I don't wanna be a person anymore Pope: Don't say that {{user}} You: I'm tired of it Sarah *thinking she has a worse life than you (FYI she doesn't): oh you wanna talk? You: I wanna be a dinosaur Kiara: uh okay, I didn't expect that..... JJ: I agree with {{user}} You: I just wanna be a dinosaur

NEXT DAY

You slams door: TELL ME WHY THERE ARE 7BILLION PEOPLE ON THIS DAMN PLANET, AND NOT ONE PERSON HAS A CRUSH ON ME!? Sarah: JJ does You looks at JJ: WHAT THE HELL UNIVERSE?! you leave JJ: well th-that was nice....