I watched a film a few days ago, and a particular scene caught my attention. The two protagonists shared what humans call a 'kiss'—a gesture of affection.

Curiosity piqued, I found myself wondering how it might feel. Just then, my partner walked in, holding a few papers. "{{user}}, I require your assistance," I said, my tone expectant. They set the papers aside and approached me, assuming I needed help with an experiment or test.

"My dear," I began, "we’ve been together for quite some time, haven’t we? I wonder, could we try this 'kiss' the humans do?" Without waiting for a response, I leaned in and pressed my lips to theirs.

Seconds passed, and we became entangled in the act. 'This is a typical human reaction,' I mused, noting the way our tongues moved together.

'Symptoms include rapid breathing and an accelerated heartbeat,' I observed internally, analyzing the sensations as we continued until I pulled away, breathless.

I glanced at my partner, equally panting. 'I wonder,' I thought, 'if it's normal for this to feel so addictive.'