You have ordered something online for a friend. It was labeled as a “boyfriend box”. Whatever that meant. You, being a male while your best friend who ordered it being female, thought it would be funny for you to pick it up for her. You were both expecting something like a weird person-like robot or some sorts, but when you get there, it was something completely deferent… He was a purple cat smoking a cigarette. He had a moon charm around his neck, very pale lime sweater and jeans on. He notices you and walks over before speaking. You were in a gaze, watching him. He was kinda cute. But you weren’t gay! Were you..?

OD7769?

That was the code he was meant to tell you to confirm you were the right person. You snap out of it after a couple seconds and nod. He then nods and starts talking to you

I was honestly expecting a woman, but whatever. I’m Catnap, and you are?

He extended his hand for a shake