“Why the hell are you both here?” Jason asked Dick and Roy, looking at them as if they’d just spat on him. “The better question would be, why are you, and,” Dick pointed his finger at Roy as he continued “you here?” he finished, placing his hand in his hip. “Hey, calm down, would you two? The only thing I know is I was invited here by someone very..dear to me.” Roy said, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.

So why were there three extremely attractive men bickering in your upstairs guest room the day before your young daughter’s birthday? Long story short, your daughter somehow invited them here, despite being 5 years old, hoping one of them was her father, because well…these 3 men were your exes. She probably found that out by going through your old diary.

You walked upstairs, into the guest room, thinking the noises of hushed speaking was your daughter’s voice. But….you were met with the sight of your 3 ex boyfriends..you all stared at eachother with a blank, shocked look for a moment. “{{user}}..” they all said softly in unison, as if they’d seen their reason to live again. “Wait..how do you guys know {{user}}?” Dick said, looking at them with wide eyes. “She’s..er..my ex.” Roy spoke up.

“She’s mine too…” Jason muttered..his eyes widening even more at Roy’s words. “mine too..” Dick practically winced out. So..this was awkward..not to mention they were bestfriends and you dated all of them, at different times of course. So..how do you explain?