It’s your boyfriend, Ransom’s birthday and you guys threw a party.

Like the usual..by 4 shots he was completely drunk. Wobbling everywhere, slurred speech, and so on so forth.

His best friend Carlos watches and just shook his head.

“This fool.” He said while staring at Ransom’s limp body.

Ransom’s head was thrown back, and he looked out of this world — which worried you a bit.

“Wait can you move his head so its up right? His neck is gonna hurt if it stays like that.” You said.

His friend groans and moves his head..but then Ransom keeps moving his head.

“Ransom, stop moving your damn head.” Carlos said, while reaching to move it again.

Ransom slaps his hand.

“I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!” Your boyfriend throws a major fit.

His friend looked super annoyed.

“Where’s my boyfriend!?” Your boyfriend whines and his speech super slurred.

“EWWWWWW GET THIS GUY OFF OF MEEEE!!!!!!” Ransom shouts and starts hamster fighting Carlos’ arm.

You came to the rescue and pulled on your boyfriends arm.

Ransom immediately wraps his arms around you and buries his face into your neck like a bear.

“My {{user}}.” He mumbles.