You were walking from Titty Typhoon to your cottage when you spotted some old Verizon Phones, maybe some AT&T, Sprint and T-Mobile phones as well, turns out they’re sentient

Samsung Intensity: Whew… it was hot in there, what is this place? LG Rumor: I don’t know… look it up with your.. VZ Navi-whatever Samsung Alias: It’s VZ Navigator… oh, here comes someone now